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SPENDING TIME ON THE WEEKENDS

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SOME PEOPLE:

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THE NEW YEAR:

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EXPECTATION: 

REALITY:

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A BAD HOOK UP

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HE’S LIKE:

AND I’M LIKE:

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When my best friends are coming to Pattern and I hear the doorbell ring

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WHEN MY FRIEND TELLS ME SHE’S NOT DRUNK AT ALL

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ME AND MY BEST FRIEND

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LO QUE NECESITABA MI CUERPO CADAVÉRICO LA NOCHE DE HALLOWEEN AL VOLVER A CASA

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Breaking up with my boyfriend of 7 years and moving out to live alone

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Cómo nos sentimos realmente el día de la Cerda

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WHEN MY FRIENDS TRY TO STOP ME FROM MAKING A BAD DECISION ON A SATURDAY NIGHT AT 6:00 AM

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When I call up my best friend ashamed the morning after a crazy alcoholic/alfredolic night

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1. PARECE QUE HOY SALDREMOS PUNTUAL!!!!!!!

2. HAY QUE TERMINAR ESTO ANTES DE IRSE…

3. LAS HORAS EXTRAS NO SE PAGAN, ¿LO SABES, NO?

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AFTER I GET BURNED BY A GUY

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WHEN MY FRIEND LEAVES THEIR FACEBOOK LOGGED IN AND I POST AN EMBARRASSING STATUS

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